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• Goals! This Landlord Won’t Turn the Heat On No Matter What the Haters Say

• Domestic Terrorist? Sarah is Harmonizing

• This Hydration App Reminds You to Drink Water by Sending a Sniper to Your Home

• Mom Keeps Asking About Grad School as if There is Any Point

• Want to Feel Old? Yesterday Was Yesterday

• Wow! This Octopus Has a Higher IQ Than All Your Exes Combined

• I’m Not Wasting My Day. I’m Taking Thousands of Selfies That No One Will Ever See

• 3 Home Workouts That Will Never Live Up to Learning the Cha-Cha Slide in 3rd Grade

• Cute! Woman Keeps Saying ‘When This is All Over’